The Dryden 5 - 4 The Foresters
Posted by homeofdarts on March 25, 2008
Comments from David Gest…
Holy Focaccia!
Well my British friends, Thursday’s game took us to some place called St. Sebastian’s Social Club. When I heard it was in Kensington I though that it was just around the corner from my Exclusive Hotel Suite in London, but I was told by my good friend Dale Winton that it was the other Kensington so I got my driver to take me to meet you guys there in sunny Liverpool. I still managed to get there quicker than Billy, the slowest taxi driver in the whole of the UK!
When I got to the club, I realised that I recognised the place, I knew someone who used to drink in there regularly, he died. Judging by the singing coming from the main room, it sounded like someone else was dying whilst we were there! Speaking of singing, do you like the picture? Its me with my good friend Peter Andre. He is so pretty I nearly broke my heterosexuality record that goes back almost 20 years!
The game was a bit of a funny one, you guys should’ve won but the other team hit their finishes so what can you do? I especially liked their number 9 who Dave beat; he had a moustache like a freakin’ eyebrow!
I’ll tell you what I’m going to do this week. I’m meeting up with my good friends Diana Ross, Joey from Friends, Dawn French and Arsenal’s Flamini to see if we can buy my good friend Michael Jackson’s Neverland Ranch and restore it to it’s former glory. The last time I was there, Michael’s Monkey Bubbles through some crap at me whilst I was on the Waltzer, it landed in my hair and took weeks to get out. Man that Monkey can throw, if there was ever a Monkey Baseball team, that little fella would be the star pitcher!
A few of you guys keep asking me about my crosses, you can’t have too many crosses, you never know who you’re going to come across (hey I’m in Europe, Transylvania ain’t so far away), and my new cross has got twenty carats. Check out the bling British people!
Till next time,
David
| Home Player | vs | Away Player | Result | Score |
| J Cox | vs | L Williams | WON |
0-1 |
| C Holden | vs | S Sarbutts | LOST | 1-1 |
| J Chapman | vs | C Moss | LOST | 2-1 |
| M Allen | vs | A Nesbit | LOST | 3-1 |
| F Holden | vs | A Williams | WON |
3-2 |
| P Chapman (Jnr) | vs | B Toner | LOST | 4-2 |
| P Chapman (Snr) | vs | J Fearon | WON |
4-3 |
| R Holden | vs | J Calvert | LOST | 5-3 |
| L Chapman | vs | D Ainscough | WON |
5-4 |
