Alan Williams and Joe Fearon Tie for Man of the Match vs The Dryden

The Foresters World Council has spoken, and Alan Williams and Joe Fearon have tied for the Man of the Match for the game against The Dryden.

Alan won in 6 visits with a 3 dart average of 50.17 and a checkout of 84.

Joe won in 7 visits with a 3 dart average of 43.00 and a checkout of 66.

Alan currently lies joint second in the Man of the Match awards with 3 awards.

Joe currently lies joint forth in the Man of the Match awards with 1 award.

The Dryden 5 - 4 The Foresters

Comments from David Gest…

Holy Focaccia!

Well my British friends, Thursday’s game took us to some place called St. Sebastian’s Social Club. When I heard it was in Kensington I though that it was just around the corner from my Exclusive Hotel Suite in London, but I was told by my good friend Dale Winton that it was the other Kensington so I got my driver to take me to meet you guys there in sunny Liverpool. I still managed to get there quicker than Billy, the slowest taxi driver in the whole of the UK!

When I got to the club, I realised that I recognised the place, I knew someone who used to drink in there regularly, he died. Judging by the singing coming from the main room, it sounded like someone else was dying whilst we were there! Speaking of singing, do you like the picture? Its me with my good friend Peter Andre. He is so pretty I nearly broke my heterosexuality record that goes back almost 20 years!

The game was a bit of a funny one, you guys should’ve won but the other team hit their finishes so what can you do? I especially liked their number 9 who Dave beat; he had a moustache like a freakin’ eyebrow!

I’ll tell you what I’m going to do this week. I’m meeting up with my good friends Diana Ross, Joey from Friends, Dawn French and Arsenal’s Flamini to see if we can buy my good friend Michael Jackson’s Neverland Ranch and restore it to it’s former glory. The last time I was there, Michael’s Monkey Bubbles through some crap at me whilst I was on the Waltzer, it landed in my hair and took weeks to get out. Man that Monkey can throw, if there was ever a Monkey Baseball team, that little fella would be the star pitcher!

A few of you guys keep asking me about my crosses, you can’t have too many crosses, you never know who you’re going to come across (hey I’m in Europe, Transylvania ain’t so far away), and my new cross has got twenty carats. Check out the bling British people!

Till next time,
David

Vote for Man of the Match

Home Player	vs	Away Player	Result	Score
J Cox	vs	L Williams	WON	0-1
C Holden	vs	S Sarbutts	LOST	1-1
J Chapman	vs	C Moss	LOST	2-1
M Allen	vs	A Nesbit	LOST	3-1
F Holden	vs	A Williams	WON	3-2
P Chapman (Jnr)	vs	B Toner	LOST	4-2
P Chapman (Snr)	vs	J Fearon	WON	4-3
R Holden	vs	J Calvert	LOST	5-3
L Chapman	vs	D Ainscough	WON	5-4

League Standings at 14th March 2008

Here are the latest league tables. We are still missing the result from earlier in the season when we won at All Saints, even if the two points from that game were added we wouldn’t move up the table!

I have also included the standings from the other leagues if anyone is interested.

Premier Division	PL	W	L	Pts
Prince Leopold	16	16	0	32
Copplehouse	15	14	1	28
Frames	17	12	5	24
Selwyn	16	10	6	20
Phythian	17	10	7	20
Sefton Aintree	17	9	8	18
Clubmoor Cons A	17	9	8	18
All Saints	16	7	9	14
Foresters	16	5	11	10
Dryden	17	4	13	8
Farnworth	17	3	14	6
Derry Club	17	0	17	0

James Calvert is Man of the Match vs Derry Club

The Foresters World Council has spoken, and James Calvert is Man of the Match for the game against Derry Club.

James won in 7 visits with a 3 dart average of 43.00 and a checkout of 36.

James currently lies joint third in the Man of the Match awards with 2 awards.

The Foresters 6 - 3 Derry Club

Comments from David Gest…

Holy Focaccia!

My good friend Lionel Blair told me that you guys were playing against some team called the Derry Club. I’ve heard of that place, I knew a guy who used to go there all the time, he died! Presumably from asphyxiation due to the bad small from last time you guys played there!

Before the game, I had to go and meet some advertising people for the forthcoming launch of my show that’ll be touring the UK. You Brits, you talk like you’ve got your feet caught in a bear trap, who’s this Liam Gallagher and who is Our Kid? And what are mooshy peas? Anyway, I had a great day out, and the stupid advertising people wanted to put me on posters and I said “No way, I want to be on buses!” So that’s where I’m going to be! On buses! I love it guvnor! Do you like the picture? It’s me playing a jolly game of Polo. I love Polo, its got be my fourth favorite game in the whole world.

I’m going to have to call my good friend Chevy Chase about what I said last week, when I mentioned that I would be looking into getting a new star on the Boulevard for Stephen after his last game. I think I’m going to have to cancel that, he was so bad this week I might have to sentence him to 24 hours in the company of my ex-wife Liza Minelli. Man, you don’t want to do that, she’s as as crazy as a Coconut!

Anyway, to the game. When I saw the league table, I thought that these guys would be so bad that even The Chinese Women with Herpes team would be able to beat them, but they were made of sterner stuff. I was slightly distracted by some soccer game going on that I couldn’t see all of the games, but it was a good solid victory for my boys. Nice to see Billy for the first time in a couple of weeks, he reminds my of a Monkey, you know, everyone should have a monkey. Just, you know, to learn from. They’re like people only without all the bad, nasty bits. They don’t drink, they don’t start wars, they can’t drive cars. We can all learn something from monkeys, but we shouldn’t fling our poop like they do.

I gotta get going, me and my maid, Virginika Seamen are going over to California to see my good friend Michael Jackson, he’s fallen on hard times and doesn’t have much space in his apartment so we’re going to stay in this hotel nearby that is only for Albinos. Yeah, I know I’m not an Albino, but hey, the owner is my good friend William Shatner.

Till next time,
David

Vote for Man of the Match

Home Player	vs	Away Player	Result	Score
L Williams	vs	C Johnston	LOST	0-1
J Vickers	vs	B Close	WON	1-1
J Calvert	vs	D Lewis	WON	2-1
A Williams	vs	J Dougherty	WON	3-1
A Nesbit	vs	N Oswald	WON	4-1
S Sarbutts	vs	J Barber	LOST	4-2
D Ainscough	vs	D Maddox	LOST	4-3
J Fearon	vs	D Watson	WON	5-3
B Toner	vs	J Murphy	WON	6-3

Stephen Sarbutts Man of the Match vs The Farnworth

The Foresters World Council has spoken, and Stephen is Man of the Match for the game against The Farnworth.

Stephen won in 7 visits with a 3 dart average of 43.00 and a checkout of 99. This checkout is the highest achieved by a Foresters player this season.

Stephen currently lies joint second in the Man of the Match awards with 3 awards.