The Farnworth 4 - 5 The Foresters
Posted by homeofdarts on February 29, 2008
Comments from David Gest…
Holy Focaccia!
My good friend Randy Jackson’s cousin told me you guys were playing at some place called the Farnworth so I got my driver to take me to this little quaint English pub. Have you got cousins? I’ve got hundreds of them, and they keep dying. It’s very sad. You want to hear about them? There’s Dick, killed by beaver, there’s Fatima killed by a photocopier, there’s Leroy who had a scab, it’s too sad I can’t go on. Do you like the picture? Its me with my good friend Lou Gosset Jnr.
So OK, I turned up at The Farnworth (eventually - I can’t leave the hotel without the bling, who’s the diva, I’m the diva, don’t any of you people ever forget it) and they got me looking wonderful for all my guests, Tina Le Cocka, Eunice Schlong and her husband, Long Schlong, to name just a few. The guys say I looked like a god, make up your own minds (but yes, I did look like a GOD).
Anyway, you guys nearly gave me a heart attack, just like the last game when you were up 4 to 1 and you lost, I thought the same was going to happen again. I was mad, mad like shit, but fortunatley Joe pulled it round. It was interesting game and should’ve been easier than it turned out. I’ve no idea what happened to Chris, he got a tinhat, I knew a guy who got a tinhat once, he died! I’ll be asking my good friends in Hollywood to get a new star on the Boulevard for Stephen, wow, a 99 check out against that fat guy (who I thought was going to die on the oche!) That’s the best damn darts I’ve ever seen. The word on the street is Stephen is gonna be the one to watch, and I should know - I was the one spreading the word! Have I spoken to every person in Britain? Not yet. But I will. I WILL, I PROMISE!!
I gotta get going now, I’m having my nose hair plucked by my maid Virginika Seamen, if there’s one thing I can’t stand it’s nose hair.
Till next time,
David
| Home Player | vs | Away Player | Result | Score |
| G Shaw | vs | L Williams | WON |
0-1 |
| M O’Sullivan | vs | J Vickers | WON |
0-2 |
| L Casey | vs | S Sarbutts | WON |
0-3 |
| T Garbe | vs | C Moss | LOST | 1-3 |
| B Garbe | vs | A Williams | WON |
1-4 |
| T Williamson | vs | A Nesbit | LOST | 2-4 |
| K Poole | vs | J Calvert | LOST | 3-4 |
| D Gibson | vs | D Ainscough | LOST | 4-4 |
| P McEldowney | vs | J Fearon | WON |
4-5 |
