The Foresters 4 - 5 All Saints

Comments from David Gest…

Holy Focaccia!

The first thing I saw when my driver stopped outside the Foresters was a midget, I love midgets because I think they are lucky, I saw one the first day I arrived in Australia and I knew that was going to be a good trip. They remind me of leprechauns, but they can be very hard to catch.

The home of darts was where it was all going to happen and I can say honestly that when I arrived I felt at home. Before I came here I was very sickly. I had asthma, bronchitis, blotches, gonorrhoea and diarrhoea. I could barely walk, I had a bad lisp. I stuttered and I spat my words out in people’s faces. I came here and I was rejuvenated!

I was amazed to see so many of you guys in your British pub on the most romantic day of the year. Me? I’ve actually had hundreds of marriage proposals since I left the jungle. It’s incredible.

Again we had some good performances and some indifferent games but you guys should have won. I told JV to go 18 then Bull but he wouldn’t listen. I knew a guy who didn’t go 18 then Bull when he was on 68 with two darts in his hand once. He died! At 4-1 though, I can’t believe you lost. I’ll be telling Virginika Seamen all about it at my next back waxing session.

Next week we have no game so you boys better get practicing. With the week off, I’m having a dinner party with my good friends Matt Willis, Jason Donovan and Diana Ross. I just hope that we have some fruit in the meal, I knew a lady once who didn’t eat fruit for a week. She died.

Till next time,

David

Vote for Man of the Match

Home Player	vs	Away Player	Result	Score
L Williams	vs	F Butler	WON	1-0
J Vickers	vs	J Channell	LOST	1-1
J Fearon	vs	A Blundell	WON	2-1
A Nesbit	vs	P Callaghan	WON	3-1
S Sarbutts	vs	C Alpin	WON	4-1
D Ainscough	vs	J Dunbavin	LOST	4-2
J Calvert	vs	A McCann	LOST	4-3
A Williams	vs	P Ormandy	LOST	4-4
C Moss	vs	G Lawson	LOST	4-5