The Farnworth 4 - 5 The Foresters

Comments from David Gest…

Holy Focaccia!

My good friend Randy Jackson’s cousin told me you guys were playing at some place called the Farnworth so I got my driver to take me to this little quaint English pub. Have you got cousins? I’ve got hundreds of them, and they keep dying. It’s very sad. You want to hear about them? There’s Dick, killed by beaver, there’s Fatima killed by a photocopier, there’s Leroy who had a scab, it’s too sad I can’t go on. Do you like the picture? Its me with my good friend Lou Gosset Jnr.

So OK, I turned up at The Farnworth (eventually - I can’t leave the hotel without the bling, who’s the diva, I’m the diva, don’t any of you people ever forget it) and they got me looking wonderful for all my guests, Tina Le Cocka, Eunice Schlong and her husband, Long Schlong, to name just a few. The guys say I looked like a god, make up your own minds (but yes, I did look like a GOD).

Anyway, you guys nearly gave me a heart attack, just like the last game when you were up 4 to 1 and you lost, I thought the same was going to happen again. I was mad, mad like shit, but fortunatley Joe pulled it round. It was interesting game and should’ve been easier than it turned out. I’ve no idea what happened to Chris, he got a tinhat, I knew a guy who got a tinhat once, he died! I’ll be asking my good friends in Hollywood to get a new star on the Boulevard for Stephen, wow, a 99 check out against that fat guy (who I thought was going to die on the oche!) That’s the best damn darts I’ve ever seen. The word on the street is Stephen is gonna be the one to watch, and I should know - I was the one spreading the word! Have I spoken to every person in Britain? Not yet. But I will. I WILL, I PROMISE!!

I gotta get going now, I’m having my nose hair plucked by my maid Virginika Seamen, if there’s one thing I can’t stand it’s nose hair.

Till next time,
David

Vote for Man of the Match

Home Player	vs	Away Player	Result	Score
G Shaw	vs	L Williams	WON	0-1
M O’Sullivan	vs	J Vickers	WON	0-2
L Casey	vs	S Sarbutts	WON	0-3
T Garbe	vs	C Moss	LOST	1-3
B Garbe	vs	A Williams	WON	1-4
T Williamson	vs	A Nesbit	LOST	2-4
K Poole	vs	J Calvert	LOST	3-4
D Gibson	vs	D Ainscough	LOST	4-4
P McEldowney	vs	J Fearon	WON	4-5

Andy Nesbit Man on the Match vs All Saints

The Foresters World Council has spoken, and Andy Nesbit is Man of the Match for the game against All Saints.

Andy won in 5 visits with a 3 dart average of 60.20 and a checkout of 54.

Andy currently lies 1st in the Man of the Match awards with 4 awards.

League Standnings at 15th Feb 2008

Here are the latest league tables. We are still missing the result from earlier in the season when we won at All Saints, even if the two points from that game were added we wouldn’t move up the table!

I have also included the standings from the other leagues if anyone is interested.

Premier Division	PL	W	L	Pts
Prince Leopold	13	13	0	26
Copplehouse	13	12	1	24
Frames	14	11	3	22
Selwyn	14	9	5	18
All Saints	13	7	6	14
Phythian	14	7	7	14
Sefton Aintree	14	6	8	12
Clubmoor Cons A	14	6	8	12
Foresters	13	4	9	8
Dryden	14	4	10	8
Farnworth	14	3	11	6
Derry Club	14	0	14	0

The Foresters 4 - 5 All Saints

Comments from David Gest…

Holy Focaccia!

The first thing I saw when my driver stopped outside the Foresters was a midget, I love midgets because I think they are lucky, I saw one the first day I arrived in Australia and I knew that was going to be a good trip. They remind me of leprechauns, but they can be very hard to catch.

The home of darts was where it was all going to happen and I can say honestly that when I arrived I felt at home. Before I came here I was very sickly. I had asthma, bronchitis, blotches, gonorrhoea and diarrhoea. I could barely walk, I had a bad lisp. I stuttered and I spat my words out in people’s faces. I came here and I was rejuvenated!

I was amazed to see so many of you guys in your British pub on the most romantic day of the year. Me? I’ve actually had hundreds of marriage proposals since I left the jungle. It’s incredible.

Again we had some good performances and some indifferent games but you guys should have won. I told JV to go 18 then Bull but he wouldn’t listen. I knew a guy who didn’t go 18 then Bull when he was on 68 with two darts in his hand once. He died! At 4-1 though, I can’t believe you lost. I’ll be telling Virginika Seamen all about it at my next back waxing session.

Next week we have no game so you boys better get practicing. With the week off, I’m having a dinner party with my good friends Matt Willis, Jason Donovan and Diana Ross. I just hope that we have some fruit in the meal, I knew a lady once who didn’t eat fruit for a week. She died.

Till next time,

David

Vote for Man of the Match

Home Player	vs	Away Player	Result	Score
L Williams	vs	F Butler	WON	1-0
J Vickers	vs	J Channell	LOST	1-1
J Fearon	vs	A Blundell	WON	2-1
A Nesbit	vs	P Callaghan	WON	3-1
S Sarbutts	vs	C Alpin	WON	4-1
D Ainscough	vs	J Dunbavin	LOST	4-2
J Calvert	vs	A McCann	LOST	4-3
A Williams	vs	P Ormandy	LOST	4-4
C Moss	vs	G Lawson	LOST	4-5

The Selwyn 5 - 4 The Foresters

Comments from David Gest…

Holy Focaccia!

When my good friend Tito Jackson told me that you guys needed a ‘Gest’ commentator for your darts team there was only one man for the job. I love your British pubs and your pints of beer so I thought it couldn’t be any worse than being beaten round the head by my ex wife Liza Minelli.

So we all headed off to some trashy little pub called the Selywn. I knew somebody who used to go in there a lot. He died! I did invite my good friend Jason Donovan to join me but he was filming some new show for ITV so I got a lift of one of team, Joe I think his name was. He didn’t look too happy when that speed camera flashed his ass when we were coming home though!

Anyway the game, the other team were as slippery as snakes, I am not scared of snakes. I once took Bubbles, Michael’s monkey, with me to the movies. The game was up and down with some good performances from you guys, well played to Liam, James, Stephen and Chris. I’ve no idea what happened to Andrew, he played like a freakin’ retard.

Right, I gotta go, my maid Virginika Seamen is coming round to my apartment to do my hair, should be ready by next week.

Till then,

David

Home Player	vs	Away Player	Result	Score
L Kelly	vs	L Williams	WON	0-1
D Murphy	vs	J Vickers	LOST	1-1
C Wildman	vs	J Fearon	LOST	2-1
W Randles	vs	A Nesbit	LOST	3-1
G Wynne	vs	J Calvert	WON	3-2
D Evans	vs	S Sarbutts	WON	3-3
K McGrath	vs	A Williams	LOST	4-3
R Goldbourne	vs	C Moss	WON	4-4
K Brand	vs	D Ainscough	LOST	5-4

What If…..

What if the actors who voice Spongebob Squarepants decided to re-dub classic movies such as Casablanca, Singing in the Rain and The Godfather…

from www.ebaumsworld.com posted with vodpod

Three Way Tie for Man of the Match

Foresters history has been made as three players tied for the Man of the Match award for the game against the Selwyn.

James won in 8 visits with a 3 dart average of 37.63 and a checkout of 30. James’s win stopped the rot and began the fightback. James currently lies joint third in the Man of the Match awards with 1 award.

Chris also won in 8 visits with a 3 dart average of 37.63 and a checkout of 20. Chris’s win levelled the match at 4-4. Chris currently lies joint first in the Man of the Match awards with 3 awards.

Stephen won in 9 visits with a 3 dart average of 33.44 and a checkout of 30. Stephen’s win levelled the match at 3-3. Stephen currently lies joint second in the Man of the Match awards with 2 awards.

New Forum Unveiled!

The Foresters have a new forum which can be found here http://homeofdarts.yuku.com, or by using the link on the righ-hand side of the site.
Following the influx of porn to the site and my moving to a new isp I decided to start a new forum. Check it out and see what you think. There is currently a poll under way for the Man of Match award for the game against the Selwyn.

Pictures from the Foresters vs the Phythian