Posted by homeofdarts on October 26, 2007
The Foresters had a victory handed to them at the “Home of Darts” last night as the Dryden were unable to field a team.
While we would all prefer to play, a win is a win and the Foresters have now won their last four league games.
Our next game is away to Frames on the 8th of November.
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Posted by bigfatste on October 23, 2007
This clip amuses me greatly, I defy anyone to watch it and not laugh!
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Posted by homeofdarts on October 22, 2007
Chad is now working the night shift, and his plans to re-take the day shift from Clint may be jeopardised by the incompetent night shift staff.
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Posted by homeofdarts on October 18, 2007
The Foresters World Council has spoken, and Andy Nesbit is Man of the Match for the game against Derrys Club.
Andy played well winning in six visits with a 3 dart average of 50.17 and a checkout of 24.
Andy currently lies second in the Man of the Match awards with two awards.
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Posted by bigfatste on October 17, 2007
Do you find yourself bored sometimes, so to kill a little time you browse the internet to see what you can amuse yourself with for a few minutes? Fear no more, try this little beauty out and I guarantee you will spend hours on it.
If anyone can do level 42, (not the band from the 80’s nostalgia fans), please tell me how because i’m buggered if I know!
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Posted by homeofdarts on October 14, 2007
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Posted by homeofdarts on October 12, 2007
Comments from Chuck Norris…
Hi Guys,
Another week of Chuck and another victory, that is what Chuck Norris expects. I celebrated last night by picking up the cheerleaders of the Miami Dolphins and taking them back to my truck for drinks, one thing led to another and some of my sperm escaped and found its way into the engine, the truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
I found the venue to have what can only be described as a “funky” aroma about it, but that didn’t put anyone off, as we quickly moved into a two nil lead thanks to Liam Williams and John Vickers. Both guys did well winning comfortably with checkouts of 32 and 64 respectively. Game after game was then exchanged culminating with the skipper managing to scrape a win and take the match.
The last game made smile as as it seemed, like my penis, to go on forever. It was during this game that I was able to count to infinity, twice. I particularly enjoyed Dennis’s banter as he had 26 left, and threw three and then double 17, giving him a 37 non-checkout, that did make me laugh, and don’t forget I put the laughter into manslaughter.
No game next week as its the pairs, so I’ll see you in two weeks.
And remember this, the sweat from my testicles is considered a delicacy in certain parts of Guatemala.
Chuck
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Posted by homeofdarts on October 11, 2007
The Foresters World Council has spoken, and Alan Williams is Man of the Match for the game against the Dryden. Alan played an excellent game, he won in five visits with a 3 dart average of 60.20 and a checkout of 32, but that 32 involved hitting two doubles.
Alan currently lies joint third in the Man of the Match awards with one award.
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Posted by homeofdarts on October 10, 2007
Chad Vader finally has a date, but he senses a disturbance in the store…
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Posted by homeofdarts on October 9, 2007
Comments from Chuck Norris…
Hi Guys, that’s right, I’m back! I had so much fun with you guys last time that I had to come back. I see you have been busy, when I heard you had been promoted I felt very proud that thanks to me, you are now in the Premier League. I have been busy myself, I recently set a new land speed record, I used a bicycle with no back tyre and achieved incredible speeds.
The match started well with a personal highlight being the victory of Alan Williams, who despite barracking checked out his game with two doubles, very impressive. Although not as impressive as my calendar for 2008, it goes from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools me. Incidentally, the lady responsible for the barracking wont be bothering us again not after receiving several round-houses. I am also glad to report that Stephen Sarbutts finally recorded his first victory of the season, I take credit for that.
The match finished 7-2 to the Foresters so we progress to the next round. I shall see you next week.
And remember this, I always have sex on top, Chuck Norris never fucks up.
Chuck
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