The Foresters vs The Prince Leopold
Posted by homeofdarts on August 2, 2007
Comments from Sir Les Patterson…
G’day,
Jesus christ what the hell is going on! Another 8-1 mauling, granted they were a class outfit but bloody hell. I thought my darting experience was going to be something memorable for me to take back to the land of wonder, but at the moment I fell like a rectal thermometer in the darts orifice. I am quite glad that I took the game in whilst par-taking in some good ol’”scottish chardonnay”.
It was obvious straight from the get go that this was going to be a bad night, Liam got stiffed with 11 darts, and then our previous number 1 got it right between the eyes with a tin hat, only the second one he has had in over 30 years of playing the game. The game descended lower than sumo wrestlers jock strap, until John Vicker’s gave that strap the wedgie it deserved. JV, as he is known, put in a good performance and gave us something to cheer about. But then to make the Foresters look like even bigger gallahs the bloody dart board fell off the wall! Talk about amateurish.
So I shall take my leave of you pom’s and hope that start getting your arm’s in for the next game.
Sir Les
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| Home Player | vs | Away Player | Result | Score |
| Liam Williams | vs | A Brown | LOST | 0-1 |
| Alan Williams | vs | B McDonnell | LOST | 0-2 |
| Billy Toner | vs | M A Brooks | LOST | 0-3 |
| Ian Henderson | vs | E Kershaw | LOST | 0-4 |
| Andy Nesbit | vs | D Johnson | LOST | 0-5 |
| James Calvert | vs | S Broomfield | LOST | 0-6 |
| John Vickers | vs | M Brooks | WON |
1-6 |
| Stephen Sarbutts | vs | R Watts | LOST | 1-7 |
| Chris Moss | vs | G Carver | LOST | 1-8 |
