The Foresters vs Clubmoor Cons A

Comments from Sir Les Patterson…

G’day, Sir Les Patterson here,

What the bloody hell was that, this is not what I’ve come to expect as Cultural Attaché to the Court of St. James. I was under the impression you poms knew what you were upto, but quite frankly I cant see it at the moment. It was that Henderson bloke who managed to keep the home fires burning my actually pulling his finger out his arse and winning a game.

That’s about all I can say about the game, so I’ll tell you about my week.

I was recently on a cultural exchange trip to Amsterdam, and I must say I had a wonderful time and came back with fond memories, and some accessories. If you must know I have had a piercing done, not to give too much away, its not in my eye brow, or in my tongue, or my nipple but its in my right ball; let me tell you the sheila’s go bloody wild, my “Girl Friday’ couldn’t stop tugging on it.

Sir Les

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Pictures from The Foresters vs The Clubmoor Cons A

The Foresters vs The Sefton

Comments from Sir Les Patterson…

G’day, Sir Les Patterson reporting for duty.

Its only by chance that I’m able to be your man on the spot, I was in Thailand recently to better Australian-Thai relations. And I bumped into Ron Atkinson, in what you might call a “Rub and Tug” shop, are you with me? He told me that he had spent an enjoyable few weeks at a pub with a darts team and they are looking for another Cultural Ambassador. Even if they are a bunch of Pommie Barstards I thought it would be a bit of a laugh.

I thought that the game got off to a decent start with young Liam taking the first game, but then they folded quicker than a frog with a invading army knocking at the door. Three games went by the wayside, I had to go the bar for a stiff one.

The combination of Nesbit and Henderson seemed to bring a brief glimmer of hope as the match was, like me the other night, all tied up. But it just all fell apart, as another three games disappeared in a puff of bloody mist. You boys should take a tip out of Sir Les’s handbook and start knocking off a few sheila’s to improve your aim, it works for those bullfighters.

I’m off to entertain, or should I say be entertained by some young and financially strained women.

Until next week

Sir Les

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Pictures from The Foresters vs The Sefton

Fixtures Published for 2007-2008 Season

The fixtures are now available for viewing on the website. Click the link at the top of the page, or click here to view the fixtures for the forthcoming season.

We start on the 19th of July, at home to the Sefton and our second game is the following week, at home to Clubmoor Cons A. Our first Cup match is at home to the Prince Leopold on the 2nd of August.

Presentation Night Pictures

Here are the pictures from the Presentation Night after we evetually found the venue, not the Dockers Club but Derry’s Club on Meer Lane